For Your Funny Bone
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Q: “Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?”
A: “Because she ran away from the ball!”
Q: “My friend test drove a new motorcycle—a Cow-asaki.”
“Did he like it?”
A: “He said it was a moo-ving experience!”
Q: What does a termite eat for breakfast?
Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans
Q: What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
A: A food fight
Q: Why is milk so delicious?
A: Because it has calci-YUM!
Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
Q: What do you call an arctic cow?
A: An eskimoo!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
You: Knock knock!
Friend: Who’s There?
You: Interrupting cow
Friend: Interrupting cow…
Q: What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A: A milk dud!
Q: Why did the skeleton laugh?
A: Because it had a funny bone.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with only three legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
Q: Why did the orange get fired?
A: He couldn’t concentrate.
Q: How does the farmer count his herd of cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why did the female snake smell like cheese?
A: Because she had cheddar skin.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"
Q: "What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?"
A: A dairy truck!
Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School.
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!
Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.
Q: Why did the jelly wobble?
A: Because it saw the milk shake!
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo York
Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!
Q: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A: He couldn't concentrate!
Q: What kind of ship never sinks?
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts! Can you check it out?"
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly, the arm starts to talk. "Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you lend me 20 bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!" says the doctor. "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
Q: Why did the skeleton climb the tree?
A: Because a dog was after its bones.
Q: How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A:You throw it up in the air and it comes down squash.
Q: What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?